PLAYERS Conventional Wisdom

Domestic issues + If we could win the war, why can’t we (fill in blank)? Republicans + “Bad cop” Sununu makes Roger Ailes look like Mother Theresa. Democrats - Desperately seeking someone. How do you spell relief? R-E-C-E-S-S-I-O-N. The Troops + Drink a toast–and sign ’em up to run against Dem. incumbents. Iran + Shiites to Saddam: drop dead! And if we need an air force… The Emir - No gold faucets (sob, sob)? Stop sulking and go home.