Bush
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Spokesman Snow suggests Bush Senior’s failure to take Baghdad led to 9/11. Hey, W, are you blaming Dad?
Karr
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Guilty sicko or innocent weirdo? Either way, why is the media obsessing over this pathetic man?
Cruise
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Couch man bounced from Paramount lot. Maybe should’ve given Sumner Redstone first rights to Suri pics.
Stem Cells
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New way to produce them. No panacea–except for anti-stem pols looking for a fig leaf.
‘Survivor’
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In desperate bid to save ratings, goes with black, white, Asian, Hispanic teams. Next year: Arabs vs. Jews?
Pluto
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Everyone’s favorite planet booted out of solar system by no-fun experts. “Gone” but not forgotten.
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