Guy Fieri, internet sensation, culinary evil genius and host of “Guy’s Grocery Games,” is back at it again, this time with a new abomination in conjunction with Chevrolet, just in time for a special baseball event this week.
Fieri, long known for his over-the-top recipes (and shows [and hair]) is bringing a new concoction to the “Field of Dreams” matchup between the White Sox and Yankees on Thursday: The apple pie hot dog. We repeat: The apple pie hot dog.
Check it out:
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Somewhere around “canned apple pie filling,” this recipe takes a left turn from the charming “Flavortown” to metropolitan nightmare “Gutbust City.”
Really, there’s nothing too nefarious about this: The flaky pie crust looks pretty appetizing, bacon jam is always a plus and who doesn’t like a good frankfurter?
There’s nothing more American than baseball, hot dogs and apple pie (and, now, morbid obesity), but this recipe is the very epitome of: “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Clearly, there’s some wiggle room to debate whether the apple-pie-dog would be good, and few question the absolute authority of Fieri, with Twitter taking sides on whether to devour the Frankenstein’s monster of foods:
Every day, we stray further from God’s light.
