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Other possible world choices there: Someone flung a dildo, someone chucked a dildo, someone whipped a dildo. “Hurled” just felt right. Someone hurled a dildo.
When the next wave of “why are the NFL’s TV ratings down” stories come out, remember this occasion; if folks are so offended by players quietly kneeling during the national anthem, imagine how they’ll feel about that. It’s raining dildos!
UPDATE: We have our Zapruder film. You can see the launch in the upper-right portion of the video.
The ref kicked it to the side, by the way. Probably smart not to pick it up. Never underestimate the #billsmafia
